My mom is helping me plan the wedding, and we haven't set much in stone yet save for the date and the venue. Of course that doesn't mean I haven't decided on the things I don't want to do. I am a pessimist at heart, after all.
These traditions include (but certainly aren't limited to!):
- Being walked down the aisle
- A sand ceremony/candle lighting/etc.
- Being announced as "Mr. and Mrs. Husbandfirstname Husbandlastname"
- A religious ceremony
- A church ceremony
- A long ceremony*
- A ceremony (I'm kidding - we'll have a ceremony but it will be officiated by Sawyer from Lost. Yes he's a real person. Stop trying to bring me down!)
- Any type of dance*
- A large bridal/groom party*
- Allowing other people to eat before I do*
- Popular music*
- Being bombarded with rice on our way out of the venue
- Releasing doves or some other type of foul*
- Wearing a long dress*
- Shaving my armpits*
- Letting Gideon choose what he wants on his groom's cake*
*These are things my mom will probably be able to talk me into doing. If you can't tell, I can be absolutely spineless.
Once we get deeper into wedding planning, I'll try to note as much about the process as possible so I can share it here. That includes taking photos of the people I throw drinks at and/or slap across the face during my bridezilla moments.
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