When my ex-boyfriend and I broke up in 2013, we did the whole song
and dance about remaining friends. We broke up over the phone because I have
problems with confrontation and wanted the relationship to slowly die rather
than end messily.
I remember sitting in my college dorm room
with South Park on TV and half-watching it as he told
me that he was sad it was over. I was crying a bit but also trying to read the
subtitles on the TV. (I muted the television because I'm super classy.)
"You're still my best friend, you
know?" he asked me.
"Yeah," I said sincerely.
"We should stay friends."
It probably should have occurred to me at
that moment that I was a bit more over the breakup than he was; I managed to
change my relationship status to "single" on all social media and
throw out all the stuff he gave me in the three years that we dated during the
hour-long phone call. He heard me shuffling around at one point and asked me
what I was doing.
"Throwing away all the cards you gave
me," I told him, totally unaware that it was the wrong thing to say at
that moment.
"Why would you do that?" he
asked.
I didn't know how to respond, so I
murmured something about getting rid of memories. In all honesty, I was excited
to de-clutter my desk. I felt this might have been the wrong thing to say to
someone who was upset, so I kept that to myself.
We did try to stay friends after that, but
I pretty quickly realized that it wasn't that easy to stay friends with someone
I wasn't even friends with prior to dating. Around this time, he revealed
himself to be more possessive and manipulative than I had expected, which made
me question our new friendship that much more.
Once he heard that I was moving on with
Gideon, he started insulting me to lower my self-esteem. He called me about a
month after we'd broken up to tell me he cuddled with a girl who was skinny,
saying he liked it because it was "nice to fit [his] arms all the way
around a girl for once."
"What the fuck?" I remember
saying. He said he "didn't mean it that way," but he definitely meant
it that way.
Our last interaction was New Year's Eve.
He knew I had plans to go see The Old 97's with Gideon at the House of Blues in
Dallas that night, so he called me right before we went out for dinner in
Dallas.
"I just wanted to tell you that I
love you and I miss you," he told me. "Happy New Year's Eve."
I didn't know what to say to that. Gideon
was right next to me and could hear everything my ex was saying, and I felt
cornered.
"MERRY CHRISTMAS!" I screamed at
my ex. That ended the call.
Now I know he was trying to manipulate me
not just after we'd broken up but throughout our entire relationship. That
said, I don't think the "let's be friends" thing would have worked
even if our relationship was healthy. We weren't friends to start with. How
could we be friends after the fact?
I'm not friends with my first boyfriend,
and he and I were friends for a painfully long time before we started dating.
We then dated for six months and called it quits after our first fight, because
we were teenagers. After that, I glared at him passive-aggressively for our
entire senior year and spoke to him once or twice following graduation.
As you can see, I've always been amazing
at handling awkward situations.
Do any of you think exes can genuinely be
friends? I'm not doubting that it's possible; maybe I think it's just not
possible for me personally. As my mother once told me, "when I'm done with
someone I'm done for good." She really did raise me to be a
hard-ass.
I do think it's important to know your
limits; if a breakup is messy and painful, the person you're with has probably
tested your limits a bit too much. Being friends with an ex can also hinder
future relationships. Say what you will, but I'm not sure you'll find many
people who are totally okay with you frequently being around a person you once
enjoyed romantically.
If you're still friends with an ex and
thinking about how stupid I am for writing this, I completely understand where
you're coming from. I freely admit that I could be wrong about this.
I mean, I did devote almost four
cumulative years to men I have no desire to speak to anymore.
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